Sunday, September 9, 2007

Nonsense Story Meme

Twisted Sisters from Twisted Sister...totally pissed off tagged me with this “nonsense story meme…”

I checked it out on their site and was laughing at the story - a much needed laugh. It is a clever meme which does not center around a person. It's a wacky story and its fun.

Here are the rules from Gracie’s site.
1. Copy and paste the story below, and the rules, on your blog.
2. Find out who you’re going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)
3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you’re tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.
4. Remember to tell your taggees that you’ve tagged them!
5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I’d very much appreciate a link back to Mother’s Home! if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)

Here’s the beginning:

Mother’s Home! the cave troll yelled. I have been out all day strangling chickens like CRAZY! for the evil Empress. All i want now is a MOment to myself, but i keep getting Linda talking Drivel, but that is better than a certain someone Mooing. Then suddenly what should appear but the NOT evil Empress and all her strangled chickens and Mags cooked them all up and made us a lovely cake to eat. Gracie wanted all the cake for herself but the NOT evil Empress was able to hack off a good sized slab for herself!!! Ha ha ha, Gracie belched loudly after eating all the scrumptious cake that Mags had baked and watched Callie scrappin’ with Sarge about who was gonna win Big Brother 8. Sarge started humming “Dixie,” and almost choked on the bite of cake in his mouth! So he got some coffee to go to wash down the cake. The coffee helped a bit but he had to vocalize before he started singing again so he began, “Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi…”

…who heard him all the way from Bloggingham Palace and said, “Where is that awful noise coming from? Is there a sick wailing Wacky Mom loose in the woods?” She said, “I’ll bet Songbird can teach him to sing!” but she was busy BONDing in the desert with Kathleen who sat writing heresy in her diary. She was absolutely no help. So Mi-Mi asked Kat to put him on the PP&P list to save his sorry soul. Alas, Ralph the Airhead made a new batch but the Patti-cakes fell in Polliwog’s Pond and nobody got to eat cake after all! It was all Bee’s fault (somehow). Feeling sorry for herself, she pranced over to Odat’s for a dance but she only heard strange mumbling…

That mumbling, however, resulted from The Alien Next Door trying to clone Justin Stanely’s Weblog. The meticulous and risky cloning occurred throughout several millennia, past, present, and future. Or so it seemed; no one could keep count. It was just too much. The mind-numbing years had finally sublimed the earth into a pristine Bobbarama. All well and good, said Bob, but whatever happened to the rules? Before anyone got hurt, however, enough stars fell and crashed to alert Sci-Fi Girl, who grabbed her laptop and returned to the woods, where Mimi’s Dating Profile popped up, allowing a lion to lie happily next to a lamb…

Now, the insane writer burst into the forest, kissing the dogwood and sat on the lion, spinning tales about sci-fi girl’s boyfriend, sci-fi guy, who had his eye on [her] DNA, which he was hoping to sell for anything goes. But just then the mad goat lady and the drowsey monkey pranced into the forest and sang a truly quiet symphony, which annoyed the insane writer.

“What’s that funky sound?” screamed sci-fi guy.

“Well, it sure isn’t a raspberry-latte!” grumbled the insane writer. “Get a grip, sci-fi guy! You’re my main character! I expect you to know how to split an atom! Ignore that woman and her indolent pet! Now, go and do your dastardly thing!”

Kissing the dogwood had been a lure, a trap set by the Mighty Morgan to take control of the BlogWood. Those petulant witches disguised as writers must be eradicated, them and their man slaves. She stuck her talons into the lion with A Twist and a Skewer till it rolled over and laughingly pleaded to go back to Neverland where it had been extremely happy. Her faithful followers, the Gargons grouped around her skirt folds, drooling and kissing her hem in adoration. “Here, take this poison” she commanded, “why? (asked) paisley“, the only rebel in the camp. “To blight their computers my little friends, it’s a special potion A Bit of This and a Dash of the Other“…she smiled mysteriously in her best Mae West accent and set off in search of the Englebert Humperdink Fan Club.

well they searched all over boricua in texas….till they found just write road… aha this was the place… if they could just get in the front row,, surely that was the place that screamed “flash your knickers here“… and oh yes… they would… in doing so they could only hope to distract the masses long enough for the twisted sisters to sneak in with the special potion they had cooked up………

Disguised as margarita's with colorful umbrellas, they sipped the potion while sitting in a nice place in the sun until they were laughing hysterically and begging for more comedy. Meanwhile, a random Magus roamed the woods searching for the golden icon that was being guarded by the Priory of Firefox.
The icon held all the secrets of the blogging world, and these secrets were to remain hidden for all time...

We have to climb this tree of magically changing heights to get to the dangerous land of Greg's Brain for there we can unlock the secret of the icon, the icon called Remedial Rumination - what did it mean?. They crossed amel's realm but the passageway was really dark, where is Titania Starlight when you need her we could do with some of her shining, said Meleah Rebeccah
The two of them looked at each other and then gazing into the abyss...they had an idea, an idea so brilliant....they laughed hysterically - Rubyshooz...but of course they will take us there
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23 comments:

Bobby said...

Wow, that was very interesting and kind of weird too! You are just full of surprises!

Random Magus said...

I try :):):)

Seiche said...

I've read a bunch of these today. Think I like this one the best so far.

HollyGL said...

Thanks for the tag, Amber! I will do my best, but these are some sizeable shoes to fill! :)

Greg said...

I'll have to totally abuse the rules, like usual. I'll make up a new story with the people currently in my lurk list and post it as a response.

There're a lot of people here that I'm sure are great but I don't know and haven't gotten around to them yet. My concept of reality would shatter if I link to people I don't know. Yeah, I know, I made one exception, but that was for science.

HollyGL said...

Okay, I'm finished. Come see! :D

insanity-suits-me (Dawn) said...

"the dangerous land of Greg's Brain"
he he! I love it!
It's nice to have a fun meme for a change!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Such imagination!! Everybody has done well.

Monday Morning Power said...

I believe that by just being a part of “Priscilla’ Palmer’s Personal Development list obligates each of us to also post this list. You like me (Killeris at “Attitude, the Ultimate Power”) are on this list. If you have already posted it, THANK YOU. If you have not posted it, I am officially putting out a challenge that you add additional sites that fit the theme and post it. This list can be found at: http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com/2007/09/personal-development-list-challenge.html.

Greg said...

Monday Morning Power, that's the great thing about belief, nobody else has to believe it.

Random Magus said...

Seiche:
Thank you...:)

HollyGL:
Just read yours I LOVED it. Absolutely the best no doubt about it.

Greg:
You have to make a new story with new people- you can do whatever you like. Thats why it's a fun meme

insanity-suits-me (Dawn):
I really enjoyed this one and was most prompt with it.

Jean-Luc Picard:
I was reading various versions. I enjoyed all.

Monday Morning Power:
Are you actually posting this on ALL the blogs in that list? Tough job!

Greg:
Oh Greg...

Monday Morning Power said...

Gregg,
You are absolutely right about belief, which is why is used that term. You can choose not participate and just take the benefit that this list offers without giving back. That is your choice. Sorry if this sounds a little harsh, but that is my belief after all.

Random,
I have gained a lot by just being on the list. I feel that I want to do my part in earning the benefit that I have obtained. BTW, The correct link is:
http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com/2007/09/personal-development-list-challenge.html

Greg said...

Monday Morning Power, you are not harsh at all, quite polite actually. Me on the other hand, harsh would be a step up. But I'm a guest here so I cannot express to you how difficult this last period is.

sfgirl said...

LOL! Great job you've done with this crazy story! I love following the trail!

Titania Starlight said...

This was awesome! I will give it a go . Not sure when I will post but I will let you know when I do. This is absolutely brilliant!!!

By the way you received an award from me. Go check it out. Yay!!!!!:o)

Amel's Realm said...

THANKS for the tag, Amber...it may take me some time to write it but I'll do it for sure he he he...

JYankee said...

yes that was really cool and is probably way more difficult than it looks!

NIHAL said...

Ha ha ha ... this definitely sounded really funny, BUT at the end of the day it took some creativity on your part I must say... Well done!

Overall it was a good read added with a great amount of humor :)

meleah rebeccah said...

this looks like fun! Ill do my best.

Random Magus said...

Monday Morning Power:
I do sincerely appreciate all the effort you must have undergone to post this on all the blogs in that list. It's very commendable but I think doing something because someone says you are obligated to do it takes away the entire meaning of the gesture. The word 'obligation' implies a right and I don't know what right I have as far as the list is concerned. For me blogging has never been about attracting a thousand and one visitors to my blog. I am very happy with the ones who I have come to know and care about and some that I am discovering. And that can never be accomplished by being just a name on a list. Hope you didn't think I was harsh just trying to get across my point of view.

Greg:
Thanks for the consideration :)

sfgirl:
I know... it's so much fun!

Titania Starlight:
I can't wait. I'm sure it'll be enchanting! :)

Amel's Realm:
Take your time and I promise I won't mind if you don't.

JYankee:
Actually it was the easiest meme yet because it was fiction and gave you freedom to write anything, no matter how nonsensical

NIHAL:
Hey thanks for stopping by... you should check out the rest of them, they are all so funny.

meleah rebeccah:
You'll totally rock it!!!

the domestic minx said...

I am bamboozled by your brilliance!!

What a head spin!
Very clever.

xx

Random Magus said...

:)

Rolando said...

That was a good one Random. I got tagged with this one too.