A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. He asked her, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long happy life?
I smoke 4 packets of cigarettes a day" she said. "Before I go to bed I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and no exercise at all".
"This is absolutely amazing at your age", says the passerby. "How old are you?