A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. He asked her, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long happy life?
I smoke 4 packets of cigarettes a day" she said. "Before I go to bed I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and no exercise at all".
"This is absolutely amazing at your age", says the passerby. "How old are you?
Twenty four!
6 comments:
Good morning yuckle :)
Hey.. its night here though
Ah, saw her on the streets of Havana a couple of years back.
she probably won't want to live till 80s since she is already happy and enjoying herself now :)
what a photo:) its very funny. I know some people who have been living a very unhealthy life for very long.Like this lady on the pic.
I have always liked this picture. Your story made it even better!
Speedcat Hollydale
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