Thursday, May 24, 2007

Silly Jokes: Thursday Thirteen...attempt # 4

Thirteen of the corniest jokes possible

So I was debating whether I should list 13 of my favourite books or go in a totally opposite direction and list 13 jokes for 6-year olds. And the silly side won...they are childish but make me laugh...highlight to see more clearly...

Warning: The matter below is seriously corny and at your own peril

1. What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!

2. What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I will just hang around!

3. What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
Long time no see!

4. What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
You will just have to be a little patient!

5. What did the math book say to the history book?
Boy, do I have problems!

6. What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
Quit picking on me!

7. Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench
Because she ran away from the ball!

8. When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!

9. Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
He wanted rich soil

10. What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob Smartypants

11. What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split

12. Why does Oklahoma need a telescope?
To see what Arkansas!

13. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy

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1. Titania Starlight

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Titania Starlight said...

I liked it but I'm a cornball myself. :o)~

Have a nice day!

Random Magus said...

Hi Titania.. how are you... hope the pain's better now
Hope you have a nice [enchanting] day

Anonymous said...

I love this kind of jokes XD.
Nice TT ^^.

Dream catcher said...

hilarious ..ha ha..clnd't help..was rolling all over them...keep them coming...

HollyGL said...

Hey, I think silly is highly underrated! It helps us retain our sanity to whatever degree possible.

tigergirl said...

These are the kind of jokes my Dad used to tell. The family favourite was "Why do Italian men grow moustaches?"......"So they can look like their Mothers" (my Mum was part Italian - didn't have a moustache though - the reason we liked the joke so much was that she used to pretend she didn't) .... very silly.

tigergirl said...

Random - I've tagged you for a "What's in your pockets?" meme, as per usual, don't do it if you don't want to but inquiring minds would like to know!

I.A.R.A said...
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I.A.R.A said...

Pardon me(twice) for being "Off Topic " Ms(don't know you name) But i couldn't stop myself to post a compliment " That you are "Very Beautiful". Your husband is a damn lucky guy.....

(Also wanted to compliment over your "Writing Skills" but i guess you posts speak for themselves)

Apart from that, Thanks for visiting my blog.



Take Care !

Random Magus said...

Thank you on both counts... my name is Amber

Mark said...

Fun stuff!