Between you and me, something smells!
2. What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I will just hang around!
3. What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
Long time no see!
4. What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
You will just have to be a little patient!
5. What did the math book say to the history book?
Boy, do I have problems!
6. What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
Quit picking on me!
7. Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench
Because she ran away from the ball!
8. When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!
9. Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
He wanted rich soil
10. What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
11. What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
12. Why does Oklahoma need a telescope?
To see what Arkansas!
13. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy
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