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Thirteen of the corniest jokes possibleBetween you and me, something smells! 2. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on a head, I will just hang around! 3. What did the ghost say to the invisible man? Long time no see! 4. What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking? You will just have to be a little patient! 5. What did the math book say to the history book? Boy, do I have problems! 6. What did the cherry tree say to the farmer? Quit picking on me! 7. Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench Because she ran away from the ball! 8. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway! 9. Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields? He wanted rich soil 10. What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein? SpongeBob Smartypants 11. What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream? It split 12. Why does Oklahoma need a telescope? To see what Arkansas! 13. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy
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11 comments:
I liked it but I'm a cornball myself. :o)~
Have a nice day!
Hi Titania.. how are you... hope the pain's better now
Hope you have a nice [enchanting] day
I love this kind of jokes XD.
Nice TT ^^.
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hilarious ..ha ha..clnd't help..was rolling all over :D...love them...keep them coming...
Hey, I think silly is highly underrated! It helps us retain our sanity to whatever degree possible.
These are the kind of jokes my Dad used to tell. The family favourite was "Why do Italian men grow moustaches?"......"So they can look like their Mothers" (my Mum was part Italian - didn't have a moustache though - the reason we liked the joke so much was that she used to pretend she didn't) .... very silly.
Random - I've tagged you for a "What's in your pockets?" meme, as per usual, don't do it if you don't want to but inquiring minds would like to know!
Pardon me(twice) for being "Off Topic " Ms(don't know you name) But i couldn't stop myself to post a compliment " That you are "Very Beautiful". Your husband is a damn lucky guy.....
(Also wanted to compliment over your "Writing Skills" but i guess you posts speak for themselves)
Apart from that, Thanks for visiting my blog.
Bye
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Take Care !
Thank you on both counts... my name is Amber
Fun stuff!
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